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Inferno (2016)
The usual formula for the cat-and-mouse thriller consists of bad guys chasing good guys (who keep escaping), with the cycle repeated several times until the movie ends. There are many variations of course, and the premise for Inferno (2016) is based on lethal toxins capable of mass destruction. Set in fabulously exotic locations, the film doubles as a travelogue in case the plotline fails. And fail it does.
We meet the battered Professor Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) in an amnesiac condition on a hospital bed, confused about everything except his attractive doctor, Sienna Brooks (Felicity Jones). When an assassin tries to finish him off, the couple head off on a kind of tourist speed-dating that takes in the best views of Florence, Venice and Istanbul. A deranged but arithmetically gifted billionaire calculates that overpopulation will destroy the planet and he wants to release a nasty liquid that can kill half of humanity (roughly 4 billion, give or take a few). The World Health Organisation, several gendarme platoons and various evil exploiters out for a fast buck all chase each other excitedly for about two hours until the closing credits produce relief.
To describe the plotline as convoluted is being kind. But it does have that certain Rubik’s Cube quality where every turn leads nowhere and every character except the Professor turns out not to be who we thought they were. By the time the Professor’s memory returns much water has gone under the bridge (normal in Venice) and many beautiful ancient museums and historical artefacts are visited, albeit rather quickly. Highlights of the Langdon/Brooks getaway include the Boboli Gardens, the Florence Institute of Arts, and the Uffizi Gallery, passing classical works by Michelangelo and of course images from Dante’s Inferno. While the plot is implausible the tour is superb.
The endless chase provides little opportunity for any character development, but the film is entirely spectacle-driven anyway. The skilfully nuanced and deeply furrowed wrinkles between Tom Hanks’ eyes that so wonderfully spelt gravitas in Sully (2016) are still permanently attached but here spell confusion and forbearance with a muddled script that barely holds the film together. In attempting to make sense of what is on screen, both the professor and the doctor double as roving narrators, explaining to audiences what on earth is going on. While this is a novel approach to making cinema out of Dan Brown’s novel, it turns a thriller into something closer to a sumptuously filmed but corny parody.
Director: Ron Howard
Stars: Tom Hanks, Felicity Brooks, Ben Foster
Thank you for the review. I felt the same way about the book. The actress is Jones, not Brooks.
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Thanks for pointing out the typo which is now corrected.
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Pretty much confirmed what I suspected from the trailer.
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Good review. I just came back from seeing the movie. Was a bit disappointed with it. To be honest, Inferno was my least favorite book (right behind Lost Symbols). Thus, Inferno (the film) is my least favorite of the movies. I don’t know….it just wasn’t as good as the other two.
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Great review richard!
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Ah, sad news. I like to see Tom Hanks succeed. He is a prince of man. But even he can’t pull every project out of the toilet.
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I agree. Hanks career is at a point where he must be thinking of his legacy to cinema and doing stuff like Inferno does little for his reputation. Lets hope it inspires a better film contract next time.
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Hehehe, you certainly were a bit kinder than me 😛 Tho I’m with you on every word.
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Thats the greatest joy about being an independent writer: you can call a spade a spade as you see it.
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Hell yes! That is what I love about blogging the most. Screw critics. Screw neutral reporting! Blogging is all about opinions, often heated opinions, and that is one of the many awesome things about this little blogosphere we have here
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